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    April 25

    QOW

    A cop stopped me for speeding.
    He said, "Why were you going so fast?" I said, "See this thing my foot is on? It's called an accelerator. When you push down on it, it sends more gas to the engine. The whole car just takes right off. And see this thing? This steers it."   -Steven Wright
    April 17

    QOW

    "But Oh! The blessing it is to have a friend to whom one can speak fearless on any subject; with whom one's deepest as well as one's most foolish thoughts come out simply and safely. Oh, the comfort - the inexpressible comfort of feeling safe with a person - having neither to weigh thoughts nor measure words, but pouring them all right out, just as they are, chaff and grain together; certain that a faithful hand will take and sift them, keep what is worth keeping, and then with the breath of kindness blow the rest away."
    -Dinah Maria Mulock Craik, A Life for a Life, 1866
    April 11

    QOW

    Question: “If you could live forever, would you and why?”

     

    Answer:  “I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever.”

    -- Miss Alabama in the 1994 Miss Universe contest

    April 03

    QOW

    "The real test of friendship is: can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy those moments of life that are utterly simple?"
    -Eugene Kennedy
    March 23

    QOW

    "We can't become what we need to be by remaining what we are."
    - Oprah Winfrey

    March 20

    QOW

    "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body."
    - Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward

    March 13

    QOW

    "Men, I want you just thinking of one word all season. One word and one word only: Super Bowl."
    - Bill Peterson, football coach


    March 06

    Quote Of the Week

    "Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away."

    February 27

    Quote of the Week

    "When you are out there on the soccer field playing, nothing else matters at the time. It's like the whole world has disappeared, and you and your teammates are all that matters."
    ---Amber Massey